It was an old neglected looking house. I tried all the rooms, they weren't in such bad condition. Then I arrived at one room which was locked. Of course I had to force it open. Inside were wall to wall bookshelves heaving with books. In among the encyclopaedias I found these handwritten stories by some deranged fool. I hope you have fun reading them.
One cold wet morning Molly Mouse poked her tiny head out of a hole in the living room wall. The coast was clear. The cat was away and the human in the house was busy ruining the world. One thing she liked about humans was their capacity to produce... read more
The goat shrugged his furry shoulders and threw his eyes up to the garage roof. They bounced off the ceiling and fell into his outstretched hoof. He popped them into his pocket and replaced them with better looking ones... read more
It all started the day her cat got stuck up a tree. He watched the drama from his kitchen window. She was trying to persuade old Jim Young to climb up and bring it down. He actually got close to the cat. Then the evil thing scratched him and he came... read more
Apparently you can be condemned to death for killing cows there. Cattle are considered sacred. It doesn't matter if it is an accident or not, you just don't kill cows. A little bird once told her that she had heard of a man who was punished for... read more
